scottmale24's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Why You'll Never Get Laid]

This is clearly performance art.

The flash itself is of poor quality, but that's clearly part of the piece. It has little to do with the flash itself, and rather this piece must be judges as an experience, as a whole. The title is "Why you'll never get laid", and to anyone out there who does not 'get it', allow me to explain the joke to you. You're not getting laid, because you're here watching this. And unless you're doing it it some Clockwork Orange fashion, you're doing it voluntarily. Congratulations.

Elegant in it's simplicity, subversive in it's meaning, and post-modern enough to force the viewer to question "why?".

Bravo.

Also I am just making this up.

[[SS]THUGGIN']

wait what

I thought SS stood for Star Syndicate.

SeveredThumbSocom responds:

no fuck you

[Tiger_Chick's Secret]

I fifened it

<3

StrangeClock responds:

I'll fifen your FACE

<3

[CCINC: Unweight 3000]

"oh my god! a clock flash! must vote low!"

Seriously though, this was an excellent flash. the fraphics were crisp, clean and beautiful. the annoying monotone voice wasn't very annoying or mono-toney. awesome humor, and the special appearance by strawberry clock was great too.
excellent work.

MetalClock responds:

Hey! Thanks alot for the nice review, I appreciate it =)

[-=CarChase=-]

Very Güd

its a good movie. the whole car chase was nice. and when he hit the guy....

yeah. good job

HAM-Mosessess responds:

YES.

someone mentioned the flying guy. you would not know how wrong that went for me.

jsut that little guy flying took me an hour.

so many layer in this one scene, motion tweening was jsut, it would work, i couldnt put it in between. hope you realized ive suffered and missed many awesome south park reruns for this.

[HNT: Abusive Reviews]

Awesome

So awesome. Great job. I usually don't like movies about stupid obvious things, but this was teh Awexome. Keep up teh good work,

JujubeLock responds:

thank you I will

[Advertising spoof]

that was great!

that was awesome! are you from europe?

Paintbrushstick responds:

lol... YeahI'm from Europe. England.

[The Most Dangerous Game]

was that from turok 2

that thing at the end, wasn't that a weapon in the game turok 2?

DeathRayGraphics responds:

I've really got to play that game.

[Strawberry's Suicide!]

that was so motherfucking gay...

but i can't stop laughing..... id would've been so gay without that hitting sound, but with it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa..... .. awesome.

I-hate-stuff responds:

er... thanks I guess..