Oh fantastic, I love watching my horrific nightmares realized in flash format.
Seriously though, this is extremely well done.
I feel the last line adequately sums up how I feel
This was one of the first flash movies I ever watched on newgrounds, and I'm pretty sure it scarred me for life. About a week ago I thought about it randomly, but I couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called. I'm glad I found it.
This flash is a classic, and should be respected as such.
Hahaha, fuck you, Stamper
Ah, my roommate walked in right as that last one started. And we watched in horror.
This is clearly performance art.
The flash itself is of poor quality, but that's clearly part of the piece. It has little to do with the flash itself, and rather this piece must be judges as an experience, as a whole. The title is "Why you'll never get laid", and to anyone out there who does not 'get it', allow me to explain the joke to you. You're not getting laid, because you're here watching this. And unless you're doing it it some Clockwork Orange fashion, you're doing it voluntarily. Congratulations.
Elegant in it's simplicity, subversive in it's meaning, and post-modern enough to force the viewer to question "why?".
Also I am just making this up.
I thought SS stood for Star Syndicate.
no fuck you
Oh God, that was beautiful.
Best part was when he flung off his glasses. I laughed way too hard at that, and had to go back to watch what I missed from laughing.
Ah, this is hilarious.
CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING. I like the randomization of the scenes. It makes this unique.
You call that a splash?
Show him what a real splash attack looks like, magikarp.
I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THAT.
Nice parody. The style of the artwork is better than the original.
There was no part of that I didn't like.
It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone is Jesus.
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