scottmale24's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["The Worst"]

Oh fantastic, I love watching my horrific nightmares realized in flash format.

Seriously though, this is extremely well done.

[CopsOnFireWithErections]

I feel the last line adequately sums up how I feel

"Yayyyy"

[Why You'll Never Get Laid]

This is clearly performance art.

The flash itself is of poor quality, but that's clearly part of the piece. It has little to do with the flash itself, and rather this piece must be judges as an experience, as a whole. The title is "Why you'll never get laid", and to anyone out there who does not 'get it', allow me to explain the joke to you. You're not getting laid, because you're here watching this. And unless you're doing it it some Clockwork Orange fashion, you're doing it voluntarily. Congratulations.

Elegant in it's simplicity, subversive in it's meaning, and post-modern enough to force the viewer to question "why?".

Bravo.

Also I am just making this up.

[[SS]THUGGIN']

wait what

I thought SS stood for Star Syndicate.

SeveredThumbSocom responds:

no fuck you

[Dad's at Work]

Oh God, that was beautiful.

Best part was when he flung off his glasses. I laughed way too hard at that, and had to go back to watch what I missed from laughing.

[Splash Attack]

Ah, this is hilarious.

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING. I like the randomization of the scenes. It makes this unique.

You call that a splash?
Show him what a real splash attack looks like, magikarp.

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 4!!!]

There was no part of that I didn't like.

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone is Jesus.

Brilliant.

[Strawberry Gets a TV]

Can somebody say "front page material"?

Because I sure as hell can. That was pretty aweseom. You did a good job on it. The animation was smooth, the jokes were funny, and the clock voices weren't so monotonous.

[Batman: Time to Fry]

I thought it was going to suck.

But it turned out to be pretty good. It was well animated, had some good humor, and the voices were good quality.

Nice Job.

[Knock Knock]

Dear God

I can't stop laughing. Fifend.