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Flash Reviews: 102
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102 Reviews | 16 w/ Responses
"This is clearly performance art."
The flash itself is of poor quality, but that's clearly part of the piece. It has little to do with the flash itself, and rather this piece must be judges as an experience, as a whole. The title is "Why you'll never get laid", and to anyone out there who does not 'get it', allow me to explain the joke to you. You're not getting laid, because you're here watching this. And unless you're doing it it some Clockwork Orange fashion, you're doing it voluntarily. Congratulations.
Elegant in it's simplicity, subversive in it's meaning, and post-modern enough to force the viewer to question "why?".
Bravo.
Also I am just making this up.
Author's Response:
tldr
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I thought SS stood for Star Syndicate.
Author's Response:
no fuck you
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That picture of barney gave me an enormous rock-hard 4 inch erection. I'd tap that.
Author's Response:
I DINTT FILSWIP THUS MVIOIE ITS A DREEIP GAEM LIEK YOU GAYS WANTEDS
LOVE LONGNECK
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I made a meat golem, made entirely out of corpses and skulls (ie, meat). It was pretty bitchin'. Bravo.
Author's Response:
nice, i would have loved to see that.
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Take THAT vegetarians and animal rights activists! This is quite possibly the greatest game ever. I'm linking to it.
Author's Response:
LET"S GET YIFFFEEEEEEEEEE
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<3
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I'll fifen your FACE
<3
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everything about this game is bad, except for the design your own weapon part. THAT was very unique and original! work on making a new weapon designing game, better graphics, etc. and scrap the whole soundboard thing. The weapon design has great potential.
Author's Response:
Ok, but i just wanted to show my animations, but now instead i'll make a weapon designer!
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""oh my god! a clock flash! must vote low!""
Seriously though, this was an excellent flash. the fraphics were crisp, clean and beautiful. the annoying monotone voice wasn't very annoying or mono-toney. awesome humor, and the special appearance by strawberry clock was great too.
excellent work.
Author's Response:
Hey! Thanks alot for the nice review, I appreciate it =)
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its a good movie. the whole car chase was nice. and when he hit the guy....
yeah. good job
Author's Response:
YES.
someone mentioned the flying guy. you would not know how wrong that went for me.
jsut that little guy flying took me an hour.
so many layer in this one scene, motion tweening was jsut, it would work, i couldnt put it in between. hope you realized ive suffered and missed many awesome south park reruns for this.
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So awesome. Great job. I usually don't like movies about stupid obvious things, but this was teh Awexome. Keep up teh good work,
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thank you I will
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