Score: 8

"Ah, nostalgia"

submission: Teach Me

date: May 26, 2009

This was one of the first flash movies I ever watched on newgrounds, and I'm pretty sure it scarred me for life. About a week ago I thought about it randomly, but I couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called. I'm glad I found it.

This flash is a classic, and should be respected as such.

Score: 10

"Hahaha, fuck you, Stamper"

submission: Street Fighter Collab

date: May 21, 2009

Ah, my roommate walked in right as that last one started. And we watched in horror.

Awesome.

Score: 10

"Oh, wow."

submission: Seed of Destruction

date: May 20, 2009

That was amazing. I loved every second of it. The style, the humor, the gameplay, the music. All A+

Score: 10

"This is clearly performance art."

submission: Why You'll Never Get Laid

date: September 30, 2008

The flash itself is of poor quality, but that's clearly part of the piece. It has little to do with the flash itself, and rather this piece must be judges as an experience, as a whole. The title is "Why you'll never get laid", and to anyone out there who does not 'get it', allow me to explain the joke to you. You're not getting laid, because you're here watching this. And unless you're doing it it some Clockwork Orange fashion, you're doing it voluntarily. Congratulations.

Elegant in it's simplicity, subversive in it's meaning, and post-modern enough to force the viewer to question "why?".

Bravo.

Also I am just making this up.

Score: 10

"This has to be"

submission: The C word

date: August 26, 2008

The greatest game ever made by mankind ever.

Score: 7

"Good game."

submission: RBall+

date: December 4, 2007

This has a pretty good concept, and the graphics aren't that bad. The ball and level design looks very nice. It could use some tweaking, though.

I'd suggest making the powerups look better, along with the arrows. They don't fit too well. Also, maybe some sort of animation for falling off the side. And sound would be good, too. Lastly, put in a set number of lives so the players don't have to completely restart after every time they die.

It's a good concept.

Score: 3

"wait what"

submission: [SS]THUGGIN'

date: July 21, 2007

I thought SS stood for Star Syndicate.

Score: 10

"Oh God, that was beautiful."

submission: Dad's at Work

date: July 14, 2007

Best part was when he flung off his glasses. I laughed way too hard at that, and had to go back to watch what I missed from laughing.

Score: 10

"Ah, this is hilarious."

submission: Splash Attack

date: May 10, 2007

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING. I like the randomization of the scenes. It makes this unique.

You call that a splash?
Show him what a real splash attack looks like, magikarp.

Score: 10

"I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THAT."

submission: ClixSposing Kitraandra

date: September 15, 2006

I will openly admit to being caught off guard by the gameplay. I thought it was some nameless dress up game, then I got shot.

Good job.